Sometimes you gota love the automated call systems. Get a no lights call on a Sunday (DT) in the country. Drive in the yard and the farmer comes out and wants to know whats up. So tell him that I was there for a no lights call. He tells me that he called in for his security light thats not working. He got frustrated with the auto system and thought he hit the number and no one would come untill Monday.
Sorry no near naked ladies in this one.