Do a special addition, limited, numbered, and signed by the "Legend Himself",
Swamprat,
The Man, The Myth, The Icon.
Tell the story of a American Patriot, a true leader unlike no other. When he hits 10,000 Posts, probably sometime next week, make it a special Aniversary Edition, Lets all meet the real swamprat, a nice pictorial lay out, lets find out what makes this complex, yet diverse, Icon tick.
Make it happen Byron, all time best seller, maybe a movie, well a sitcom at best, but think of where your site would be without him.