Moses and Jesus were out fishing in heaven one day, after the usual chit chat Jesus says to Moses "Do you reckon you can still part the water?"
"Yep as a matter of fact I believe I still have it" was the reply.
"Yeah right"says Jesus,"go on prove it", so Moses stands up with out stretched arms and sure enough the water parts all the down to the sea-bed.
Moses then turns to Jesus and says "what about you, you stil got it?"
"Got what?
"Think you can still walk on water do you?"
"Of course I can I am the son of God and can do anything!" So without delay Jesus stands up raises his eyebrows at Moses and steps off the side of the boat.....Splash! In he goes straight under, feeling a little perplexed and concerned Moses hangs his head over the side to see how Jesus is going. A couple of seconds later Jesus pops up through the waters surface coughing and spluttering but otherwise ok.
"Thought you could do anything" says Moses
"Didn't relise I still had holes in my feet"......
From the pole to the hole and both sides of the meter....