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    Default Stupid Management Sayings

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    Has anyone ever started this as a thread subject? It just amazes me what desk jockeys can come up with.
    Super: The city needs your crew to help them put the fountain in the park lake.
    Lineman: Ok, we'll just use the digger derrick.
    Super: No - you can't drive the digger derrick in the lake!
    Lineman: Uh-h-h-h (dumbfounded look).
    Super: What?
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    Let's see, over the years....

    Remember when every company had to have a flow chart?
    Then there were Mission statements, de-regulation, The Y2K hoax, Then back in the late nineties we didn't need to train apprentice, then Smart grid came and went.

    I know I missed a few.

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    That's the way we've always done it
    Cross functional
    Do more with less
    Job satisfaction indices
    Market studies - how what it shows is not what it is
    Smart grid / self healing circuits
    Safety is a team effort / there is no me in team (same speech)
    Safety audits save lives - audits done by people with zero line experience.
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