Safetyman dies from spider bite

[reppy007]

Near Galveston Texas a safety rep was bitten by a Texas Two Step spider,he died at the scene.These spiders are common near the Texas coast and they look like the brown recluse,The safety rep was watching crews change out a pole near interstate 45.Hospital officals say he was bitten on the neck.They call them two step spiders because humans usually die before they are able to take two steps,so be aware,you dont have to worry about these in Scotland Bren....but beware if you come this way.

[bobbo]

Near Galveston Texas a safety rep was bitten by a Texas Two Step spider,he died at the scene.These spiders are common near the Texas coast and they look like the brown recluse,The safety rep was watching crews change out a pole near interstate 45.Hospital officals say he was bitten on the neck.They call them two step spiders because humans usually die before they are able to take two steps,so be aware,you dont have to worry about these in Scotland Bren....but beware if you come this way.

He was probably wearing that new lime green garbage man type hi vis that attracts every insect from 20 miles away. If he wore 20 kv sleeves, gloves and a helmet with visor and ear muffs. I think he would have been ok.

[reppy007]

Looks like I didnt get you this year Bren,maybe I should have tried a different version of the Kamoto dragon story.....anyway ....happy April fools day.

[splinter]

Not bad Reppy, you had me going.

[reppy007]

Not bad Reppy, you had me going.

Thanks....if it fooled Poot it would have been good,maybe it did...No such thing as a Texas two step spider,but it is a dance...the two step part......but Poot most likely only square dances

[BigClive]

I think you'd have to go to Australia to actually find a spider like that. They seem to have the monopoly on "things that can kill you".

But the single BIGGEST killer in Australia? It's actually the HORSE. People hitting wild horses in their cars, falling off them, getting kicked by them and so on.

[SBatts]

I think you'd have to go to Australia to actually find a spider like that. They seem to have the monopoly on "things that can kill you".

But the single BIGGEST killer in Australia? It's actually the HORSE. People hitting wild horses in their cars, falling off them, getting kicked by them and so on.

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[reppy007]

I think you'd have to go to Australia to actually find a spider like that. They seem to have the monopoly on "things that can kill you".

But the single BIGGEST killer in Australia? It's actually the HORSE. People hitting wild horses in their cars, falling off them, getting kicked by them and so on.

Here we have no shortage of things that can kill Mr.Clive....they blame guns...but people pull the trigger....its not hard to figure out.