The *******s of Powerlineman.com

[Trbl639]

**** glad to know I ain't an *******!!:D

Although I can be, but I try to get along with everybody, and sometimes I can still remember to keep my mouth shut.........cause I have been known to let my Alligator mouth Overload My Hummingbird Ass!!:D

Said it before, will say it again..........Not the smartest lineman out there, but far from being the dumbest!!

Just another old retired fart that came up the old school and hardway!

[never_forget_our_brothers]

Not sure if I should be on the list or not:)

I gotta give it to Steve though, when he talks linework his posts are awesome. He really knows his **** regardless of what anyone thinks of him. I enjoy alot of the older linemen like Trbl, barehander, topgroove, ole sore knees, and all the other older linemen that get on here and can even stonewall some of the best younger linemen thats around. Almost every post from top I enjoy, I would have liked to have worked with him. I would have loved to have worked with barehander too, but I wouldnt like Cali one bit. Would be cool to barehand though. This site is the best when it comes to the knowledge thats on here but when we get pissy at each other it can just be a pain in the ass....

[Trbl639]

Not sure if I should be on the list or not:)

I gotta give it to Steve though, when he talks linework his posts are awesome. He really knows his **** regardless of what anyone thinks of him. I enjoy alot of the older linemen like Trbl, barehander, topgroove, ole sore knees, and all the other older linemen that get on here and can even stonewall some of the best younger linemen thats around. Almost every post from top I enjoy, I would have liked to have worked with him. I would have loved to have worked with barehander too, but I wouldnt like Cali one bit. Would be cool to barehand though. This site is the best when it comes to the knowledge thats on here but when we get pissy at each other it can just be a pain in the ass....



Yeah.........but you've been an ******* as long as I've known ya!!!:D:D

[wtdoor67]

I do believe Swimpus is working on a new reality show. Hollywood calls.

"THE *******S OF LINEMAN.COM"

[MI-Lineman]

Yeah I'll agree....YOU OLD F$CKS ARE @SSHOLES!!!!:D**** SMART ONES THOUGH!!

WELL MAYBE NOT YOU SWAMP!!!:o GOOD TO SEE YOU TAKIN PART IN THE LINE WORK THREADS THOUGH!!!!;)

HEY!!! WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT ME DRINKIN N POSTIN AGAIN??:rolleyes:

[loodvig]

I get called an ******* here at home about once a week!
But if I have to vote I'd say Batts is #1 and Swamp is #2!
Batts does have some great points but he has to call you a cocksuker first! Those things he does for the veterans will never be forgotten! Thank you Steeve!

[MI-Lineman]

And...What IS "Smart" to you MI?:D
Transformer bank hookups? What do you define as "Smart" at your age.;)

Good to see ya "drinkin and postin again". Ya "smooth things" over with the Boss...so ya got permission to... play on the puter again?:rolleyes:

Uh....that would be the "ones" who have done it all AND DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU SO OVER AND OVER!!!:rolleyes: IN THIS TRADE THAT IS!!! The "ones" who tell you they've been there done that with the quick AND confident answers they give to problems!! The "ones" who give NO excuses for not knowing just find the RIGHT answer instead of blowin smoke up your @ss like a few others on here and on the job do!!!

BTW! Never had to "smooth" anything over with "the boss!" I said she gets pissed about me spendin time on here but she'll adjust! Or won't? I don't care! I took my daughter to the NASCAR race Sunday and then on to Cedar Point until yesterday that's why I've been gone!

[Pootnaigle]

Dammit I wanna be an ******* too... Ummmmmm if I kaint be a member of the ******* club I hope yall all get the drizzing chits, yer *******s draw up round yer nose, and ya live ferever............... Purdy good hex on ya huh?

["little beaver"]

I get called an ******* here at home about once a week!
But if I have to vote I'd say Batts is #1 and Swamp is #2!
Batts does have some great points but he has to call you a cocksuker first! Those things he does for the veterans will never be forgotten! Thank you Steeve!

Yea, Steve Batts is one of the COOL guys. Like Swamp he doesn't try to hide who is. My 'line of thinking' is more like the Swamp Rat, but I would like to work and hang out with the Batts as well!

[T-Man]

All I know is when I used to get on to the crew cab truck and head for the job all the same BS would take place between the crew. Then we'd get to work get r done and on the ride home same old same old, When I got to be a troubleshooter at the begining of the shift we'd all start in the same place and the BS would start to fly then off to work and we did what had to be done, back at check out we'd get right back into it again. . . .This forum is no different. We BS and choose to get in on it or sit back and watch, but when something needs to be solved (except for politics) we get r done. That my friends why I keep comming back.

[climbsomemore]

Steve is an *******... but he's alway (usually) right.

Swampy.... he's comic relief. Kinda like Gabby Hayes compared to Roy Rogers.

[climbsomemore]

Registered Republican here... but I never voted a straight ticket.
Union Member... but have been in managment and done Union business high enough up that ladder to have a look at both sides.

I cannot recall you ever being able to give a straight answer to any technical or even semi technical question that's ever come up on this board.

You spout alot about Union issues and union internal topics you have no knowlege of... and when you piped in on series airport lighting....

Never pass up a good chance to shut up....

[climbsomemore]

Swampy... Ive read some of your horse**** aswers on simple stuff... like metering and transformer banks.

Calling you a "lineman" is like calling a guy who works the line at GM or Ford an auto mechanic. Your a parts installer....good work if you can get it... but stay away from my motor controllers... transformer trouble calls... load balance jobs...substation relays... yep... poles and wires for you

I did vote Kerry... just because I hated Bush Jr. Wasted a vote on McPalin last time around. Will vote for Jindal, Ms Sara or any one of several conservatives in the next election. I dont hate Obama for most of the stock reasons... I would never vote for the guy ****y Daley ran in his place. Illinois politics always suck... always will.

[LostArt]

Hehehehehe............now, this thread is funny! :D And Steve, you are most welcome. I think Garfield with a bat, fits you well! :D

Below is a conversation that the Boss and I were having back in 2000 or thereabouts while he was learning to surf the net. Someone told him about this site and he was checking it out.

Me: "Whatchya reading that is so funny dear?"

Boss: "A bunch of ******* apes ripping each other apart."

Me: "And this is funny?"

He is still laughing...

Boss: "It's funny as hell to me dear."

And then the curiosity got the best of me and I've been here in this barrell for a while! :D

By the way, it was a conversation between SBatts and Swamprat. Is THAT not funny???? Hilarious! And I have no problems with either *******. http://www.avowners.com/forum/smileys/doh001.gif

[wtdoor67]

One year of Batts experience trumps 40 yrs. of Swampsuck's. Most everyone on here gets that.

[LostArt]

Now you’re just downright cruel.

What? You want to be called an ******* too???? :D

Forgive me. You are all *******s! http://www.avowners.com/forum/smileys/funny001.gif

[LostArt]

I just thought voyeurism for your own personal satisfaction was cruel.

Oh reeeaaally?

I tell ya what CL. You can call me anything you want to. Better than you have tried to ...........ummm.......run me off. I honestly can't name them by names though. http://www.avowners.com/forum/smileys/doh001.gif The best was probably female! LOL! I have never in all my life seen such viciousness, but to each their own. And no, I don't do cat fights. Not in real life or over the internet.

I have been a tad bit sassy, which could possible be construed as *****y. I'm not sure. And really don't give a ratsbatts anyway. :D

Now, if I have totally missed the pun or humor in that post, let me know. The Boss sure does! :D

[wtdoor67]

Don't you worry about that frog grilling geezer. He's just up there in the North shivering and wishing he could be in sunny Florida helping his bud Swampis clean up the beaches. "Hand me another box of them Q Tips, Swamp buddy". "Right here my Socialist friend. Now let me tell you that story of when I was a CIA operative in Saudi and we wuz rustling them camels. There was this one female camel named Fatima. Doggies she was a cutie."

[LostArt]

Don't you worry about that frog grilling geezer.

Which one Danny? You could easily be talkin' about the Boss. :D

CL is fine(yeah, I said that). I'm just not sure about the Canadian humor at times. http://www.avowners.com/forum/smileys/doh001.gif

[terminater]

What the dillio????????????????????????????????:o

[LostArt]

LOL! I'm sure there was a compliment in there somewhere. :D

I've got plenty of reality Swamp. Plenty of it. I realize we aren't all going to agree, we aren't all gonna like each other, and we all are going to have our own opinions. That's called a barrell full of variety!

Let's just say I choose not to get down and get muddy with you all. It's more amusing watching from the hill.

[electriklady]

LA, he didnt call you ignorant, that is almost a compliment... Swampy style:D

[LostArt]

LA, he didnt call you ignorant, that is almost a compliment... Swampy style:D

Hehehehe......gotchya! :D

[LostArt]

Voyeuer????? Naaaaa.

Aaaah shuddduuuup. :D

["little beaver"]

TOO LATE IT WOULD HAVE TO BE UNDERGROUND AND HAVE SCOOTER EXCESS SO I COULD PUT MY TOOLS IN THE LITTLE PINK BASKET ON FRONT.:rolleyes:

Remember when LOSTART assigned all of us with a AVATAR when we didn't have one?? The more I look at Garfield the more I like him.

Thanks LOSTART

[/I] Is that your GAY PRIDE Scooter that your sooooooo attached to????? The TOOL thing......maybe a bit of Freudian slip????

[Mike-E]

I'd like to nominate myself as being a **** instead of an *******.

here's why,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5n1NOY_iQtU&feature=related

and,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdq577iClbU&feature=related

nuf said:D