View Full Version : Most Awkward Moments
LostArt
10-30-2009, 04:33 PM
Does anyone have any to share? I've been apart (and subject) of so many in my life, that I don't even know where to start! :D But, I'll break the ice first. I might of even shared these before. If I have, overlook them!
***In our twenties, the Boss was on the road alot. Gone two or three weeks at a time. One night, I decided to surprise him by getting rid of the kids, lighting candles, fixing his favorite meal, and well, wearing something special. Heh.
I hear him pull up in the yard and I dash out, with my "special something" on-----with his truck lights on me-----only to find that he invited his boss to stay the night! :eek: At the time, I really thought one could die of embarrassment and was surprised when I didn't!
Now, it's YOUR turn!
electriklady
10-30-2009, 07:24 PM
The act of sharing one of my most awkward moments on here would turn into "one of my most awkward moments"......:D and the list is already too long.
HaHa all you FEers that know me............. fooled ya:D;)
MI-Lineman
10-30-2009, 09:30 PM
Well...uh...uhm....my wife and I before we were married lived in the "Motor City" together and would travel north every weekend to visit family. We stayed this one particular weekend at the in-laws with our mutt. We must have gotten a little "Busy" one night and well, the next morning the mutt brought the proof outa the trash TO THE FATHER IN-LAW!!!:eek:
LostArt
10-31-2009, 08:59 PM
Well...uh...uhm....my wife and I before we were married lived in the "Motor City" together and would travel north every weekend to visit family. We stayed this one particular weekend at the in-laws with our mutt. We must have gotten a little "Busy" one night and well, the next morning the mutt brought the proof outa the trash TO THE FATHER IN-LAW!!!:eek:
:eek:
:D
MI-Lineman
10-31-2009, 10:20 PM
:eek:
:D
Speechless...Just like my in-laws!:D
LostArt
10-31-2009, 11:20 PM
Speechless...Just like my in-laws!:D
No, speechless is 9 months later.
:D
Lizzy Bordon
11-03-2009, 11:57 PM
MI Lineman I would have died! Change your name and move!
I had to take my neice to the Emergency room one night. She kept calling the house and I was working a storm. She was crying but would not tell my hubby what was wrong and kept begging him to find me. I went to her house she was in hysteria. She used a tampon and the string broke. She had her self convinced she was dying from toxic shock syndrome. I took her to the ER and in walks a really cute very young male intern. He said "So who has the problem?" and I was soooooooooooo happy to point at my neice. Her neighbor tried to get it out. I can not even imagine.
I am making double time and she is trying to convince me she is dying!!!! I told her she better be dying cause if she is not I am going to have to kill her.:D
MI-Lineman
11-04-2009, 07:38 AM
MI Lineman I would have died! Change your name and move!
I had to take my neice to the Emergency room one night. She kept calling the house and I was working a storm. She was crying but would not tell my hubby what was wrong and kept begging him to find me. I went to her house she was in hysteria. She used a tampon and the string broke. She had her self convinced she was dying from toxic shock syndrome. I took her to the ER and in walks a really cute very young male intern. He said "So who has the problem?" and I was soooooooooooo happy to point at my neice. Her neighbor tried to get it out. I can not even imagine.
I am making double time and she is trying to convince me she is dying!!!! I told her she better be dying cause if she is not I am going to have to kill her.:D
Nah, like L.A. said we were all speechless 9 months later or so!:) Besides, what they think; I was dating her for her brains?:cool: Just another male pig I guess!
Glad someone else had a story! Feeling a little lonely there!:D
I remember walking into a local to sign the books years ago... had filled out my paper work while the BA was on the phone and taking some notes... he got done on the phone and we talked a bit he knew some guys I knew I knew some guys he knew... we buillt some lines and BSed for a while then he said hey Bill we'll give ya a call if we got something for ya Meyers is starting a highline soon that might be your thing... then he threw out his hand and said good to meet ya... so I grab his hand for a vigorous hand shake like my daddy tought me to do... and grabbed a fuggin hook.... yeah it was one of those moments life throws at ya and you go WTF... so I shook the **** out his hook and said you to have a good one... I'd just shot the **** with the man for a half hour 45 mins and didn't even realize he was missng not one but BOTH fuggin hands... I learned later on that he'd been burnt in the 3 phase and the LU had helped him stay in the trade by easeing him into the office... and he eventually worked his way up in the LU and finally the members voted him in and up on the board till finially he became the BA...
guess thats another plus to UNION... we take care of our own...
for what it's worth...
Edge
LostArt
11-06-2009, 05:59 PM
LOL @ Edge
Same thing here. I am a "handshake" kinda gal. I guess it comes with years of working in customer service.
I met an old lineman a few years back... and what do I do? Oh, yeah. I give him my right hand(I'm right handed) and he hands me his nub. Yeah, I shook it! And I looked up and he was just ah grinnin'. He said, "You didn't even hesitate. I like that."
Yeah, lots of laughter from the nut gallery! :D
BigClive
11-06-2009, 08:36 PM
I met an old lineman a few years back... and what do I do? Oh, yeah. I give him my right hand(I'm right handed) and he hands me his nub. Yeah, I shook it! And I looked up and he was just ah grinnin'. He said, "You didn't even hesitate. I like that."
Oh dear! In the UK "nub" is slang for penis. :eek:
electriklady
11-06-2009, 08:59 PM
lmao!!!!!:D:D
that would also explain his grin!!!!!!!
LostArt
11-06-2009, 11:06 PM
Oh jeeeeeeze!http://www.avowners.com/forum/smileys/smiley54.gif
Well, and I thought my "slang" was bad with them dar Ozzie folks! :D
Seriously. Carrying on a conversation with Australians you find yourself talkin' dirty language and having NO CLUE that you ARE!!!!!!
LostArt
11-06-2009, 11:48 PM
I definately think that's an "Oops"....on your part LA.:D
I looked thru this whole thread...I don't see Any "Aussie" posts.
I do see a Scottsman though...:D
This Scottsman has hung out with Squizzy though. :D
BigClive
11-07-2009, 05:20 AM
Hey! Scotsman (with one "t") if you don't mind.
LostArt
11-07-2009, 09:13 AM
Hey! Scotsman (with one "t") if you don't mind.
And **** picky too! :D
Everyone spells my name wrong. It's actually pretty simple and no fancy stuff, but not many want to spell it the common way. But, then again.....most keep thinking I'm a teacher too. :D
all we need is for JB to finally come clean about that one time at band camp...
lmao
Edge
johnbellamy
11-07-2009, 12:02 PM
all we need is for JB to finally come clean about that one time at band camp...
lmao
Edge
Came to mind when guy's tell stories of stupid ****, no band camp for this dude.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mm5AXm9qtYA
I would like to jam with you, Koga, and Labor, John use sticks, bang on thing's, make noise, can't read music, ya, I'm a drummer.
As far as akward moment's, I did have one, one time just to see how it felt.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2SSZA0CjdQ
Probably it was when my Raider's beat the Redskin's in the Superbowl.
My brother and I had a party, to watch the game, well me bein the polite christian boy I was, I took my girlfriend at the time to church, well I walked her home afterward's, well she didn't want me to leave, so we decided to go at it hard and heavy on her parent's front porch, R rated, anyway, I guess her dad saw the whole thing, but he didn't say nothin at the time. Just came outside, told her she had to get inside now.
Well by the time I got home, she called cryin hysterically, said she could never see me again. Well my mom asked what was all that about, told her, ah nothin Mom, well word got out later, as thing's do, Awkward.
As far as the girl friend who was forbidden to see me, 4 years later, I married her, nobody tell's me what I can do or can't do.
I guess another one was when my Mom found a box of Trojan's in my 1966 plymouth valient, I never told her my old man bought em for me. I was 16 at the time.
What Momma don't know, don't hurt her.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMXET24aY7s
All the you tube links in the world can't save you old friend.... life happens and you let it roll.... but the again let the goodtimes ehh???
SOB Johnny... ****ed good story tellin in that post reminds me of me and my ole lady...
she just wanted to jump on the biggest ride in town....
broke her heart when I told her I won't the FAIRest wheel...
she still buying tickets though...
I can only imagine what LA will think of this post
Edge
loodvig
11-07-2009, 01:56 PM
Went to a funeral for a foreman who passed away. Inside the funeral home I bent over to pick up something. And 2 wiskey nips fell out of my jacket pocket and clinked on the floor! I hear that nips now come in plastic bottles and funeral homes now have rugs on the floor. Not back then! Glad I gave up that sh!t.
LostArt
11-07-2009, 05:09 PM
Oh my Loo. That would be an awkward moment.
I can only imagine what LA will think of this post
Edge
Well.........since it's WHO is in here, I think it kinda normal. :D Although I don't know what that says about me....since I'm married to one kinda like you all.
Besides it could be worse I suppose. I guess.....well, forget I said that! LOL!
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