Why can't you just put the seat up!

[Meat]

Wrong answer I guess, Meat!

[LostArt]

It's not hard to do Meat. :D

[BigClive]

And it affects us men too when someone has basically pissed all over the rim.

Lift the seat, it does make sense.

[Highplains Drifter]

Actually Meat, at one time I was going to build a spring loaded seat that popped right back up when the squatter stood up. http://bestsmileys.com/toliot/9.gif That was twenty-five years ago and maybe there is still a market for this idea..

[Meat]

We've reached an agreement today. I'll lower it when I'm done as long as she raises after she's done. Wait a second...........:confused:

[LostArt]

LOL!

Actually I like the loaded springer thingy Drifter. Why hasn't that been invented? Heck, we have remotes for everything these days!

[T-Man]

Operator error! simple as that!:p

[BigClive]

LOL!

Actually I like the loaded springer thingy Drifter. Why hasn't that been invented? Heck, we have remotes for everything these days!

Because many women are obsessed with the lid being down to make the toilet look respectable. If you made it spring loaded then they'd put something heavy on it to keep it down. :confused:

You can get motorised toilet seats.....

[T-Man]

I'm driving to work one morning listening to my fav talk show and they say to all the ladies listening, if you could do one thing like a man what would it be? After a couple of callers a familiar voice comes on the line and says "I'd like to pee standing up!" It was my wife!:o

[Pootnaigle]

Years ago when we had this discussion I reminded my wife that there has only been a lid to put up or down for maybe the last 100 or 150 years. I explained that I had provided for her enjoyment .......... Porcelian. Things could go back to hanging off a low tree branch or hunkering over a depression in the earth. And then making ones way thru the mine field of lil white clumps of paper scattered over the ground. Not so simple in the wee hours of the night. Needless to say I am now single and free to piss in the front yard should I choose to.

[electriklady]

Poot,

You stole my idea, I was gonna say this whole debate could be settled if you men just went out in the back yard(I thought the back yard would be better for a little privacy)

You are too funny:D

[Lizzy Bordon]

Leaving the toilet seat up is like........

Leaving the hood up on your car.
Leaving the mail box door down.
Leaving the blade down on the mower deck.
Forget to put the cover on your bucket when it rains.
Rolling your car windows up.
Leaving your door to your house open when you leave.
Drive down the road with your car door open.
Rolling the garden hose back half way.
Raking half the leaves.
Putting the lid on your coffee pot.
Putting the screen on your burning barrel.
Closing the oven door.
Closing your laptop.
Using one wiper blade...........I forgot it has to be a torrential downpour to turn them on.

Potty training 101..........Ladies hide the TV remote every time the toilet seat is up or put the toilet seat down and set the remote on top of it. They learn pretty quick when they have to go look for the remote.

[Lizzy Bordon]

I remember taking my neice to the jersey shore for the first time. She was about 5. We are walking down the board walk which was actually crowded and she whips up her dress, pulls her little kid undies over to the side and squats and pees right in the middle of the freakin boardwalk. I yanked her little fannie off her imaginary potty and yelled who the heck taught you to do that. She points at my sister. I was so embarrassed and i took time to clock my sister. She said she taught her how to do that in the back yard at home. Well hello did you ever tell her she can just pee in public. OMG:eek:

[LostArt]

LOL@ this thread.

You can't teach an old dawg new tricks.

It's very few times the Boss leaves the lid up and when he does, I don't bother to say anything. I'm sure it will get worse with age, but whatta ya do. http://www.avowners.com/forum/smileys/doh001.gif

[Highplains Drifter]

Potty training 101..........Ladies hide the TV remote every time the toilet seat is up or put the toilet seat down and set the remote on top of it. They learn pretty quick when they have to go look for the remote.



There are many versions of this. I know several of the Brothers that are adamant about leaving the lid up and the reason is…….when a man been gone from home for awhile when arriving home he checks to see if any of the toilet lids are up.:eek::eek: Which would mean another male was there!!!!:rolleyes: May be a women who insists that her partner puts the lid down is just trying not to have any unexpected surprises when he gets home!!!:cool:

[PA BEN]

After 5 daughters and my wife, I find myself putting the seat down in an out house.:D

[topgroove]

hey I always close the door on the side box when I'm finished.

[Highplains Drifter]

Here's another solution.....