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LostArt
05-21-2009, 05:10 AM
Men are such whimps! My husband goes to a doctor and she is not only a woman doctor but an Indian doctor. As in a woman from India.
I called him yesterday asking for his doctor's phone number. I have to find a general doctor. I haven't had one since I left home in '02 and we moved here. I called and they tell me I can't see Dr. McCauley(the boss's male doctor) that I have to see Dr. A. Dr. A is the female Indian doctor. I call her Dr. A...because I can't even pronounce her name much less spell it!
The Boss tells me last night that he started out with Dr. A but couldn't understand a single word she said, but maybe I could. He said she was nice enough and actually a http://www.hoerehab.com/images/smilies/quote2.gif good lookin' Indian woman http://www.hoerehab.com/images/smilies/quote2.gif but, he would just rather see Dr. McCauley. I laugh and say, "Is it because she was goodlooking? An Indian woman? Or because she is female?" He grins and says, "Well, I can't go to a woman doctor dear." And I say, "Oh really?"
I let it drop. But, really..........what is the dag gum problem? Tell me. I don't see it!
CPOPE
05-21-2009, 06:58 AM
Men are such whimps! My husband goes to a doctor and she is not only a woman doctor but an Indian doctor. As in a woman from India.
I called him yesterday asking for his doctor's phone number. I have to find a general doctor. I haven't had one since I left home in '02 and we moved here. I called and they tell me I can't see Dr. McCauley(the boss's male doctor) that I have to see Dr. A. Dr. A is the female Indian doctor. I call her Dr. A...because I can't even pronounce her name much less spell it!
The Boss tells me last night that he started out with Dr. A but couldn't understand a single word she said, but maybe I could. He said she was nice enough and actually a http://www.hoerehab.com/images/smilies/quote2.gif good lookin' Indian woman http://www.hoerehab.com/images/smilies/quote2.gif but, he would just rather see Dr. McCauley. I laugh and say, "Is it because she was goodlooking? An Indian woman? Or because she is female?" He grins and says, "Well, I can't go to a woman doctor dear." And I say, "Oh really?"
I let it drop. But, really..........what is the dag gum problem? Tell me. I don't see it!
Could be he is a little light in the sneakers or bats both ways? I would much rather be taken care of by a woman. Lets play doctor:D
LostArt
05-21-2009, 07:54 AM
Could be he is a little light in the sneakers or bats both ways? I would much rather be taken care of by a woman. Lets play doctor:D
LOL! Light in his sneakers? Too funny.
So, you have a woman doctor, do you Opie? hehehehehe
BigClive
05-21-2009, 08:34 AM
It's not easy dealing with a female doctor when you have "man" issues. But then again, they're doctors, so it's their job to deal with all issues.
Twink
05-21-2009, 10:18 AM
I prefer male doctors also. I dont' want to be there, I don't want to know you, I don't want to make "chat" with you, I don't care what is happening in your life, I just want you to shove your finger up my bum and tell me everything is alright. Good, see your mug next year doc!
With women doctors, it is always, "So how are you feeling?:rolleyes:"
"Honestly, I just watched my dog sh*t out a nickel a half hour ago and I still have the giggles.":)
"On a scale of 1 to 10, when I do this, how much does it hurt?"
"a 10..."
"10? A 10 would be the must excruciating pain you ever felt."
"HELL **** IT, IT IS A F*CKING TEN!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!........happy?"
BigClive
05-21-2009, 03:46 PM
I just want you to shove your finger up my bum and tell me everything is alright. Good, see your mug next year doc!
What? Even for an ingrown toenail? :eek:
LostArt
05-21-2009, 06:00 PM
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Welcome Twink. I know you don't want to know how I feel, but I'll tell ya ANYWAY............................
........................I'm glad your 3rd post was in my thread! :D
barehander
05-21-2009, 07:12 PM
I prefer male doctors also. I dont' want to be there, I don't want to know you, I don't want to make "chat" with you, I don't care what is happening in your life, I just want you to shove your finger up my bum and tell me everything is alright. Good, see your mug next year doc!
Reminds me of a commercial here on the west coast for Southwest Airlines....shows a guy in the examining room with the gown on, leaning on the table, then it pans to the Dr putting on the glove with a giant hand and when he tries to put it on, it splits into many pieces......the sales pitch is " Want to get away?"......Anyway,stay away from big handed DR's if you're over 50...
In 06 I got new insurance and was tired of the grumpy ole men so I picked a women DR and went to get a re-fill on my prescription. OOOOOh no, a complete physical, the over 50 one...She comes in, tells me to strip and put the gown on and she left..when she came back, she had another women Dr and asked if I minded if her new partner could observe....1,2, women doesn't matter to me. Did all the probing and stuff, then said stand up for the good ole hernia check.....raise up the gown. So here I am in front of God & everybody, she does her check, tells me to sit back down. Me being me, I just blurted out " I don't know what's going on here, I just came here to fix the air conditioning."
I thought the other gal was going to fall out of her chair..
Still have a women Dr......
LostArt
05-21-2009, 07:38 PM
In 06 I got new insurance and was tired of the grumpy ole men so I picked a women DR and went to get a re-fill on my prescription. OOOOOh no, a complete physical, the over 50 one...She comes in, tells me to strip and put the gown on and she left..when she came back, she had another women Dr and asked if I minded if her new partner could observe....1,2, women doesn't matter to me. Did all the probing and stuff, then said stand up for the good ole hernia check.....raise up the gown. So here I am in front of God & everybody, she does her check, tells me to sit back down. Me being me, I just blurted out " I don't know what's going on here, I just came here to fix the air conditioning."
I thought the other gal was going to fall out of her chair..
Still have a women Dr......
LOL! I love it BH! I meant the humor...of course! :D
Figurehead
05-22-2009, 04:38 AM
Yes I've received care and surgery from female doctors. My primary care Dr. is male. We have alot in common if you catch my drift. Funny **** BH.
duckhunter
05-27-2009, 05:00 PM
I had skin cancer when I was 40 and have dealt with a lady inspecting every part of me since. She is great and a duck hunter like me. One of the most pleasant people I know.
My primary care doc is a male that often has interns learning from him. 2 years ago he asked if i minded if a female intern was there and performed the whole thing or hole thing as the case may be. I figured she might as well learn on the best so have a look. LOL
I go with my wife to her appointments about every other year, I want to know what is going on with her. And since she is a nurse, she has a tendency to not always tell everything that is happening to her.
LostArt
05-27-2009, 06:30 PM
I had skin cancer when I was 40 and have dealt with a lady inspecting every part of me since. She is great and a duck hunter like me. One of the most pleasant people I know.
My primary care doc is a male that often has interns learning from him. 2 years ago he asked if i minded if a female intern was there and performed the whole thing or hole thing as the case may be. I figured she might as well learn on the best so have a look. LOL
I go with my wife to her appointments about every other year, I want to know what is going on with her. And since she is a nurse, she has a tendency to not always tell everything that is happening to her.
LOL! "have a look" too funny! :D
Yeah, I have a tendency not to tell the Boss details on my health. Most men do not want the details----kinda like Twink posted(what happened to Twink....did I run the cowboy off???).
So, we are listening to my doctor before I go into surgery. Yes, my doctor is a female. And she is going through ALL the details. I look over at my husband and his eyes are getting big and then he is frowning at me. My doctor looks at me and says, "Didn't you tell him?" I laugh and say," No ma'am. The least he knows the less worried he will be." She smiles but continues. When she leaves the room he says, "Uh....don't you think I needed to know this sh*t??!!" I smile, reach over for his hand and say, "My life insurance is paid up." We tease about this all the time. He says, "Woman, that isn't even funny!"
tramp67
05-30-2009, 03:43 AM
LA, I liked your "Snoopy" motto better.....:(
LostArt
05-30-2009, 09:08 AM
LA, I liked your "Snoopy" motto better.....:(
Well garsh darn Tramp. You don't like Groucho Marx?
Yes, dear. I kinda like Snoopy better too. :D
LostArt
08-05-2009, 07:25 AM
Women have that "personal" touch. :D :D :D
Lizzy Bordon
08-05-2009, 11:15 PM
My doctor is super good looking. George Clooney move over fast. I only go to him for check ups like blood work. I must admit I only go to the women doctors for the lady things.
Really bad thing to mention but my neice had a string break on a tampon, she freaked out, swore she was dying from toxic shock syndrom. I was working a storm, kept calling the house crying but would let my hubby help her out or tell him what was wrong. He was worried to death and she would not tell him why she was frantic.
I had to take her to the ER.....she was a real mess, could not breath when I got there she was so worked up.
We are in the ER and you guessed it a real hot doctor comes in and say's "So who has the problem" I was so glad to point my finger at my neice. Poor kid. She was ready to move to another state. Never saw the doctor again probably a good thing for my neice.
She told me how much she hated me about a million times while I was laughing my butt off at her going down the hall.
LostArt
08-07-2009, 06:57 PM
Oh my. What a story Lizzy. :D
I have this one male doctor---he is local---general doctor. He is okay I guess. But, what kills me with him is he gets on this sex kick when I go to him.
I guess I've reached an age to where the medical field is concerned if women my age are still having sex. It's not that bad, but I really wish he wouldn't ask this EVERYTIME I go. I'd really rather us not talk about my sex life.
I've never told the Boss. I'm not sure he would like it either! LOL! :D
Women doctors are different (I've been to 3). When my female GYN asks, she takes my word for it and MOVES on! ---to other issues. AND she is my age. Actually 5 yrs older, so that's good.
tramp67
08-07-2009, 10:39 PM
LA, maybe he isn't getting any at home and is jealous of you!:cool:
LostArt
08-08-2009, 09:00 AM
LA, maybe he isn't getting any at home and is jealous of you!:cool:
HA! No, he is all clinical and stuff. I guess he just wants to express the importance. I don't know.
I was just thinking that with the same sex, you feel more comfortable talking about such things than with men. Or at least I would! :D
tramp67
08-08-2009, 11:21 AM
HA! No, he is all clinical and stuff. I guess he just wants to express the importance. I don't know.
I was just thinking that with the same sex, you feel more comfortable talking about such things than with men. Or at least I would! :D
Am I misinterpreting things, Tracey, or did you just admit to going both ways???:D
BigClive
08-08-2009, 11:25 AM
I guess I've reached an age to where the medical field is concerned if women my age are still having sex. It's not that bad, but I really wish he wouldn't ask this EVERYTIME I go. I'd really rather us not talk about my sex life.
Just make sure he remembers for next time by making something exciting up. :D
How about.... " well I am having problems in that area actually. I often find that when my husband comes home from work he is so tired that he flags a bit after an hour. Perhaps you could prescribe me some of that viagra stuff to keep him going."
Or how about...
"Oh hell yeah, when am I NOT having sex. Tonight's leather night. I'll be wearing a red leather mini skirt and my hubby will come home from work in his leather overalls and give me a right good seeing to."
LostArt
08-08-2009, 12:17 PM
Oh dear heavens! You two are bad!
Yes, I'm laughing. But...jeepers!
Lizzy Bordon
08-09-2009, 10:00 PM
Well Lost Art my doctor looks like Brad Pitt with black hair. I was very upset I had to switch doctors when health care changed. I was sitting in the waiting room a little disgruntled and then I see this incredible looking guy coming down the hallway in a white jacket. I was thinking OK I am on Candid Camera there is no way this guy is a doctor. I wanted to jump up and down. I actually came home and told my husband OH my god is our new doctor a hottie. My hubbie still tells the everyone I love to go to the doctor now......sigh! He has the cutest dimples. He does photography as a hobby and always has incredible photos in the office to look at....double sigh.
electriklady
08-09-2009, 10:08 PM
Well Lost Art my doctor looks like Brad Pitt with black hair. I was very upset I had to switch doctors when health care changed. I was sitting in the waiting room a little disgruntled and then I see this incredible looking guy coming down the hallway in a white jacket. I was thinking OK I am on Candid Camera there is no way this guy is a doctor. I wanted to jump up and down. I actually came home and told my husband OH my god is our new doctor a hottie. My hubbie still tells the everyone I love to go to the doctor now......sigh! He has the cutest dimples. He does photography as a hobby and always has incredible photos in the office to look at....double sigh.
Lizzy,
My dentist is the same way, well he doesnt look like Brad, but he is a hottie too, and I actually like to go to the dentist since I started going to him........till I get his bill that is ......oh well probably have to pay just as much to go to some ugly looking old dentist. ha ha
LostArt
08-09-2009, 10:20 PM
LOL @ Lizzy and EL
No such luck for me ladies. :(
Only nice lookin' women for me. Both the dentist and the doctor. :D
Women have that "personal" touch. :D :D :D
yes ma'am .... or maybe I'm a homophobes dunno don't care..... my doc is a cute little redhead lady.... she smile at me and doesn't chitchat... but then again I ain't exactly a "people person"
she just does her thing and we're done...
I'm glad that she's a professional... gives me hope for the future....
hell even waiters feel the need to get to know you now a days ... just do your job and bring me my GD food...
BigClive
12-18-2009, 06:18 AM
Not a people person...
Do you by any chance avoid making eye contact with people at all times?
climbsomemore
12-18-2009, 03:49 PM
went to a lady doctor over 30 years ago... I'd had a foot fungus that just did not clear up.
I cannot tell you what she prescribed... some drops and some pills.. but I have never had any fungus since... even during 14 years in South Florida.
Now days you dont see the Doctor more than 5 minutes and female nurses have seen me the way mom did often enough. After 50 years of female RN's-LPNs doing their thing a woman MD is a non-event.
Not a people person...
Do you by any chance avoid making eye contact with people at all times?
not at all Clive... my yes means YES my no means NO... and I look them in the eye if for no other reason then to show them my contempt...
I've never like people... and by that I mean the masses...
chitchat... is a waste of my fuggin time I don't care about how the weather is or who so and so is seeing, screwing, or WTF ever....
maybe it's like one of the cats said in another thread...
I'm just all business...
Edge
MI-Lineman
12-18-2009, 11:40 PM
not at all Clive... my yes means YES my no means NO... and I look them in the eye if for no other reason then to show them my contempt...
I've never like people... and by that I mean the masses...
chitchat... is a waste of my fuggin time I don't care about how the weather is or who so and so is seeing, screwing, or WTF ever....
maybe it's like one of the cats said in another thread...
I'm just all business...
Edge
Bull sh!t! You wouldn't be on this site then?:rolleyes: You enjoy our company and we yours!:D
BigClive
12-19-2009, 08:24 AM
Well y'see Edge, the reason I brought it up is because there's a fairly common thing called Aspergers syndrome which affects a modest amount of the population. It's referred to as a neurological disorder, but in reality it's just a different type of human. Here are some of the traits.
Not good in social circumstances. Will not generally make eye contact and avoids social-type events.
Tends to have an obsessive collection of something.
Generally very knowledgeable in their chosen subject and it often leads into a career in that area.
May experience the odd bout of very deep depression. (referred to by Churchill as "the black dog")
Can generally remember technical details or strings of letters and numbers quite easily.
Marriage is unusual, except when forced to fit in with "society".
Generally doesn't like physical contact, ie, being touched.
Tends to just break in to conversations in a seemingly rude manner.
No tact. Tends to just say what comes to mind and often causes offence in doing so. Usually quite funny as a result.
And loads of other weird attributes. There's a lot of info about it on the 'net.
I got "diagnosed" by a friend who's a criminal psychologist a good few years ago. A quick read-up on the Internet suddenly made everything make sense.
Bit disturbing that I was able to tick every box though. It's a well defined thing.
yeah Swimpy... as fugged up as that sounds....
it's ****ed near spot on....
Edge
yeah Clive.... been accused of that... not "diagnosed"... figure I'm to old for it to mack a **** one way or the other...
oldest grandson... was diagnosed with it...
seems its basically the highest form or functioning autism... you usually get it passed down to ya from you dad or granddad kinda thing... turns out it's super rare for women...
thanks for the follow up and confirmation...
still don't care...
Edge
Bull sh!t! You wouldn't be on this site then?:rolleyes: You enjoy our company and we yours!:D
I like this site and consider many of you friend even though I don't know ya... hell even me and Swimpy would prolly roll a keg if we had time...
my dedication to trade keeps me here... there are some things that are bigger than our egos...
and yes I enjoy your company...
just not very much :)
20+ inchs of snow on the ground still waiting for the phone to ring... I hate it... so ready to go I cant stand it...
Edge
MI-Lineman
12-19-2009, 02:32 PM
I like this site and consider many of you friend even though I don't know ya... hell even me and Swimpy would prolly roll a keg if we had time...
my dedication to trade keeps me here... there are some things that are bigger than our egos...
and yes I enjoy your company...
just not very much :)
20+ inchs of snow on the ground still waiting for the phone to ring... I hate it... so ready to go I cant stand it...
Edge
20 **** inches! We have a lowsey 4-6 that we've had for a few weeks! Send some this way ya SNOW HOG!:D
electriklady
12-19-2009, 06:32 PM
Hey MI can ya believe it 20 inches in VA and we didnt get a flake in NE PA
There is a GOD!!!!:D;)
BigClive
12-19-2009, 09:59 PM
yeah Clive.... been accused of that... not "diagnosed"... figure I'm to old for it to mack a **** one way or the other...
oldest grandson... was diagnosed with it...
Seems to run in families. Bugger all you can do about it, but it's kinda useful to know about it.
Has it's plus points and minus points, but I'm inclined to think I prefer having it.
LostArt
12-20-2009, 08:53 AM
I'm just all business...
Edge
This came to my mind while reading your "all business" approach Edge.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVS60RHTJjY
I had to use this one instead of the skimpy clothed maids cleaning. The Turtles looked more "G" rated. :D
MI-Lineman
12-20-2009, 09:49 AM
This came to my mind while reading your "all business" approach Edge.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVS60RHTJjY
I had to use this one instead of the skimpy clothed maids cleaning. The Turtles looked more "G" rated. :D
Even the turtles have fun at work!:D
LostArt
12-21-2009, 11:57 AM
I laugh everytime it comes down to some Ninja Turtle comment or memory. My mother-in-law took my kids to the movie and TMNT was showing. My son said that was the movie to see.
When she returned home I think I asked how was the show and her comment was, "I can't believe I sat through 2 hours and watched turtles fighting to save the world." :D
LA that rocked!
My kids loved them... my grandkids love them... and I'm well pretty much sick of them...
but they are pretty neat...
it is so awesome how Hollywood can take our imaginations and make it REAL...
Edge
LostArt
12-22-2009, 10:40 AM
LA that rocked!
My kids loved them... my grandkids love them... and I'm well pretty much sick of them...
but they are pretty neat...
it is so awesome how Hollywood can take our imaginations and make it REAL...
Edge
I didn't wait on my grandkids(I don't think I'm gonna have any). I gave my son's TMNT vids to a co-worker's son last year. He was in the 2nd grade and mentioned to me he loved the Turtles. How could I resist? :D
electriklady
12-22-2009, 09:40 PM
My grandson is absolutely positively obsessed with "Transformers". I know they are not new but they sure as hell have made a comeback since the latest movies were made.
I have to say, I took him to the "movie house" as he calls it when both of them came out and I was amazed at the special effects in the movie. Christmas shopping wasn't too difficult for him....if it says Transformers on it he will love it....I get him a little of both....decepticons and autobots then he can be the bad guys against the good guys....he love Bumblebee and Optimus Prime the best though. Even as a granny I have to say it is a pretty cool concept and I just love to watch them change back and forth in the movie......guess there is part of me that is still a kid;):cool:
I better get back on topic here....I wonder if Optimus Prime goes to a female doctor?:p
THE KID
12-22-2009, 11:15 PM
I have a female Dr., and she is very easy to talk too. Being the oppisite sex doesn't bother me a bit.
LostArt
12-23-2009, 12:55 AM
Now...EL....you know...Optimus Prime has too much sex appeal. No female doctor could be in the same room with him and not melt into a puddle. :D
electriklady
12-23-2009, 07:43 PM
LA, what was I thinking.....of course you are right.:D
I am so looking forward to seeing my little grandsons face when he sees the Transformer stuff I bought him. Maybe I am not such a scrooge-ette cause I love to see the little one's faces light up when they open their gifts. Cant wait........
LostArt
12-24-2009, 12:53 PM
I miss the joy of seeing the little faces light up. I'm grandma age, with no grands. Actually, if you go by when my mom was a grandmother, I'm way past the age. I think she was 40. Pretty darn young.
Oh well, oneday hopefully. I'm not pushing my children. But, darn...they be gettin' kinda old. :D
neil macgregor
01-28-2010, 03:59 PM
female Dr female mechanic female bus driver
i love females
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