Lizzy Bordon
04-26-2009, 11:52 PM
Ok, I am spending way too much time home. I am seeing way to much "Dumb as a fox going on now".
Ever find yourself in the situation where your hubby can not find anything unless he falls over it. I can stand there and say....put out your right hand, move it 7 inches over to the left.......Ok there is the ketchup or what ever. Yes the guys at work did the same thing.
I hardly ask for any favors, once in a great while very simple things. Today, please hang the bedspread out for me on the line taking daughter to horse show, got up 5AM, washed the horse, hitched trailer, loaded saddles, paper work, hay, ect. Giant bedspread will not fit in the dryer. I told her even though I made the hand signs and drew an imaginary picture.....He will say he forgot, did not hear me even though asked to repeat it. I have never ever asked him to do this before...I was just plain busy. We are pulling down the road, I asked her so you think he hung out the stuff in the washer....her reply "nope". Now we are tag teaming him.
TODAY.....I get home asked if he remembered to hang out the few little things in the washer..........DA DA DA.....BLINK BLINK....Deer in the headlights look.....OK here it comes. He actually said "Where is it"??? WTF....OK thats it,,, how bad can a guy lie???? For crying out loud the washing machine is in the master bathroom where it always is. My neighbors were over and I whirled around and hissed..........OH I FORGOT TO MENTION I MOVED THE WASHING MACHINE TO THE CELLAR FOR THE FUN OF IT LAST NIGHT. He just looked at me....steam shooting out of my ears after getting sunburn all day at the horse show and having to unload the horse and trailer. My nails grew 10 inches in 1 second. My neighbors also men just stood there looking.......same man eye rule book.....OK lets think of a good lie......hmmmm none speechless, she is pissed we are all screwed. They are all hanging out listening to a football thing on the radio. ALL DAY.....which is fine....except....
Next I notice something still smells real bad like dead people. I mentioned it for two days. Its 90 degrees today and the dead thing is smelling up the whole house.....it just happens to be a deer, legs, antlers, things he loves to shoot....I am positive he can find it on his own--I pointed at it....follow the smell......"I very nicely asked since I am forbidden to use the tractor with the big digger" (another man thing) "Could you please dump a few buckets of dirt on the deer"??? Lyme maybe....He looks at me and says with what.....??? WTF again......I told him THINK would it be easier to use the tractor or a flower pot? I do not care just make the dead deer go away.
Why can't a guy just admit it. Just say....I just dont want too and deal with getting killed right off the bat??? I always joke - OK did you look with the man eye or both....we can only use one and not both.....or get out your man book and look for one of those un written rules....ahhh the secret man book.....it can get you out of anything just act dumb as a fox until you force your spouse into a melt down...
OK,,,,,,so why, why, why do you guys do this?????
P.S. I won he burried the stupid deer....he waited until it really stunk bad so what did he gain? Men.
I parked the horse trailer/truck in the middle of the driveway off center to piss him off..........I hid the keys........so take that. I am so ticked I think I will go outside once he falls asleep and mow the lawn.....yes lower that blade down so the grass gets burnt.....I am going to zig zag all over and make him nuts to get even. He has a certain pattern he likes to mow in, each tire has to over lap the last path.......Hmmm let me think.....I forgot do not touch the tractor......lawn is nice and pretty like a golf course.....The man book is it really worth it?? Wonder if I can spell dead deer in the grass in the dark. Maybe he will remember next time.:eek: I can see Swamp rat now.....oh god take a moment and dont do that....not.....!!!
Laughing my a$$ off paybacks are a *****!!!
So what have you done lately, forgot to do, that got you on the **** list??
Ever find yourself in the situation where your hubby can not find anything unless he falls over it. I can stand there and say....put out your right hand, move it 7 inches over to the left.......Ok there is the ketchup or what ever. Yes the guys at work did the same thing.
I hardly ask for any favors, once in a great while very simple things. Today, please hang the bedspread out for me on the line taking daughter to horse show, got up 5AM, washed the horse, hitched trailer, loaded saddles, paper work, hay, ect. Giant bedspread will not fit in the dryer. I told her even though I made the hand signs and drew an imaginary picture.....He will say he forgot, did not hear me even though asked to repeat it. I have never ever asked him to do this before...I was just plain busy. We are pulling down the road, I asked her so you think he hung out the stuff in the washer....her reply "nope". Now we are tag teaming him.
TODAY.....I get home asked if he remembered to hang out the few little things in the washer..........DA DA DA.....BLINK BLINK....Deer in the headlights look.....OK here it comes. He actually said "Where is it"??? WTF....OK thats it,,, how bad can a guy lie???? For crying out loud the washing machine is in the master bathroom where it always is. My neighbors were over and I whirled around and hissed..........OH I FORGOT TO MENTION I MOVED THE WASHING MACHINE TO THE CELLAR FOR THE FUN OF IT LAST NIGHT. He just looked at me....steam shooting out of my ears after getting sunburn all day at the horse show and having to unload the horse and trailer. My nails grew 10 inches in 1 second. My neighbors also men just stood there looking.......same man eye rule book.....OK lets think of a good lie......hmmmm none speechless, she is pissed we are all screwed. They are all hanging out listening to a football thing on the radio. ALL DAY.....which is fine....except....
Next I notice something still smells real bad like dead people. I mentioned it for two days. Its 90 degrees today and the dead thing is smelling up the whole house.....it just happens to be a deer, legs, antlers, things he loves to shoot....I am positive he can find it on his own--I pointed at it....follow the smell......"I very nicely asked since I am forbidden to use the tractor with the big digger" (another man thing) "Could you please dump a few buckets of dirt on the deer"??? Lyme maybe....He looks at me and says with what.....??? WTF again......I told him THINK would it be easier to use the tractor or a flower pot? I do not care just make the dead deer go away.
Why can't a guy just admit it. Just say....I just dont want too and deal with getting killed right off the bat??? I always joke - OK did you look with the man eye or both....we can only use one and not both.....or get out your man book and look for one of those un written rules....ahhh the secret man book.....it can get you out of anything just act dumb as a fox until you force your spouse into a melt down...
OK,,,,,,so why, why, why do you guys do this?????
P.S. I won he burried the stupid deer....he waited until it really stunk bad so what did he gain? Men.
I parked the horse trailer/truck in the middle of the driveway off center to piss him off..........I hid the keys........so take that. I am so ticked I think I will go outside once he falls asleep and mow the lawn.....yes lower that blade down so the grass gets burnt.....I am going to zig zag all over and make him nuts to get even. He has a certain pattern he likes to mow in, each tire has to over lap the last path.......Hmmm let me think.....I forgot do not touch the tractor......lawn is nice and pretty like a golf course.....The man book is it really worth it?? Wonder if I can spell dead deer in the grass in the dark. Maybe he will remember next time.:eek: I can see Swamp rat now.....oh god take a moment and dont do that....not.....!!!
Laughing my a$$ off paybacks are a *****!!!
So what have you done lately, forgot to do, that got you on the **** list??