Words Women Use

[Stick-it]

FINE

this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an diot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.

Oh, and before we forget

"Whatever"

…it's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!

[LostArt]

LMAO! Good one Stick! The Boss and I have been saying alot of "FINES" back at each other lately. :D

We are putting down new flooring. Did I tell you fine nice gents that the Boss has a few powerlinemen doing the laminate flooring? LOL! Yeah, it's been a blast! :D

[BigClive]

LMAO! Good one Stick! The Boss and I have been saying alot of "FINES" back at each other lately. :D

We are putting down new flooring. Did I tell you fine nice gents that the Boss has a few powerlinemen doing the laminate flooring? LOL! Yeah, it's been a blast! :D

Ahhhh, marital friction... Another good reason to stay single. :rolleyes:

Just make sure the guys don't tack a ground wire right down the middle of your new floor.

[LostArt]

Ahhhh, marital friction... Another good reason to stay single.

Just make sure the guys don't tack a ground wire right down the middle of your new floor.

HA! :D

Hey Clive, don't knock something unless you have tried it at least ONCE. ;)

Loodvig, posted a funny joke in the joke thread. It's the one about the wife asking if her husband would remarry when she died. The Boss asked me not long ago if I would. I told him probably not. He asked, "Really? And why not?" I told him he was the love of my life and I wouldn't be happy with anyone else. He said, "You are lying now woman."


:D

[duckhunter]

I've been telling my wife for years that my whole gal in life is to make her happy. I'm not sure I'll live long enough. Sometimes I'm convinced that the not living may be what would make her happy, at least for a day or so.