Ways to loose your man card......

[LINETRASH]

-Any guy who wears capri pants, these are for girls!

-Getting addicted to a soap opera

-Drinking "near beer"

-Letting anyone cut you off in traffic without retaliating

-Letting your wife use the remote

-Going to the other room to let one rip. real men fart in bed and pull the cover over their wife's head.

-Watching tennis and most golf

these are but a few that come to mind.......

[LostArt]

I get, "It smells like your mama's cake cookin'." http://www.avowners.com/forum/smileys/doh354.gif

[loodvig]

-Letting your wife use the remote
I guess I loose my card on this one!

[LostArt]

When I'm picking at the Boss, he points the remote at me and keeps pushing the buttons! :D

[loodvig]

When I'm picking at the Boss, he points the remote at me and keeps pushing the buttons! :D

I've tried that too! He's looking for the 'mute' button! Great men think alike!

[Koga]

I dont have that problem :D .

[Squizzy]

****....
That's some cold ****. After 38 years, I'd have been thrown out of the house LONG ago!
At least when I fart in Bed, I lift up the covers to let it out!! Hell....Even I don't want to smell it!!!:D

Don't know about over there but here it is refered to as "A Dutch oven" lol:D