Ask Me Anything!

[LostArt]

Good gravy I'm bored! Yeah, I mean it. Ask me anything.........within reason though okaaaay! :D

It can be funny, serious, or whatever. Ask me and I'll try and answer it. I tell you what, if I fail to answer, that means it's your turn to be asked anything! :D

[LINETRASH]

Where will Brady Quinn go in the draft?

[LostArt]

Cool! I thought you gentlemen were going to ignore me! :D


Where will Brady Quinn go in the draft?

Hey LT. Honestly? I don't watch the draft picks to the NFL that much and when I do, it's looking at Florida's finest. :D I only know he was the quarterback for Notre Dame. Sorry! I know you are disappointed. Heh. But, I tell you guys all the time that I am a COLLEGE football watcher........especially the SEC teams! :D


Ummm..........to answer your question....maybe the Jags! Heh. I don't know if that goodlookin' thing will come south though. ;)

[LostArt]

Well, since I am bored LT......I did a research on Quinn. Seems like his coach has been pushing him to Cleveland for a few years AND this young man is a fan of Cleveland. Well? What do you think? Probably a very good guess? :D

[Trampbag]

Tell us about the very first time. After all the fear had drifted away and you just lay back in contentment, and you just looked and thought….













"Wow, I really thought Fords were good to drive, but that Chevy was really something!!"

[topgroove]

OK... Do you prefer to crumplel or fold your TP

[LINETRASH]

Cleveland it is! I hope the young man does well.

The dumbass dolphins let him go by. They are in for yet another loosing season.

[LostArt]

LOL! I have company tonight guys, but I'll be baaaaaack! Keep them coming! :D

LT.........you have got to be kidding! But, that young man really wanted to go to Cleveland though.

Grove..............my TP???? Teepee? Oh boy....let me think on THAT one! :D

Hey Lonesome! I've been in a Ford going on 5 yrs now, but the Boss keeps gettin' Chevys. :D

Well, I'm off to help the Boss grill some steaks for our company. Later!

[Outlaw Lineman]

I've got one for ya. If a bullfrog had wings would he still bump his ass when he hopped?????

[PA BEN]

:eek: If a man was up high on a mountain and for miles around there were no women, and He said something would He still be wrong?:D

[Koga]

Dear LA,
Will I get the lady I really want ? This could be the start of an exclusive forum catagory ya know ! Kinda like our own "Dear Abby"







Koga

[Koga]

TP = toilet paper !


Koga

[BigClive]

Dear LA. How do I stop these crazy wheels rotating?

http://www.uniklinik-freiburg.de/augenklinik/live/homede/mit/bach/ops/mdia/rotsnake2.gif

[LostArt]

Oh wow!!! This is great guys! I couldn't wait to get back to answer Grove's question and here I have more! :D


I've got one for ya. If a bullfrog had wings would he still bump his ass when he hopped?????

Most bullfrogs weigh aprox. 1.5 lbs. That's the male ones of course because the females weigh more (what's new???). So, unless those wings are heavy duty....I'd say he is gonna still be on his butt. He needs to be anyway because he has duties he must do. **tongue in cheek**



If a man was up high on a mountain and for miles around there were no women, and He said something would He still be wrong?

On mountains there are echos Ben and I'm sure every other species that is female will hear him. Yes, Ben......he will be wrong. Sorry, that's just the facts. Hehehe...


Dear LA,
Will I get the lady I really want ? This could be the start of an exclusive forum catagory ya know ! Kinda like our own "Dear Abby"
Koga

Dear Gracie will be fine Kogo. I'm not getting a reading on her, could you supply me with some information?

1. Does she like cajun food?

2. Does she like listening to the guitar at late hours of the night?

3. Does she like heights?

Just a few, I'm sure I can think of more. LOL!



TP = toilet paper !


Koga

http://www.avowners.com/forum/smileys/doh354.gif Sorry, I should have known!!! Grove..........yes, it's folded. Egads, you guys kill me! LOL!







Dear LA. How do I stop these crazy wheels rotating?

http://www.uniklinik-freiburg.de/augenklinik/live/homede/mit/bach/ops/mdia/rotsnake2.gif

Well, you can put down that stuff you are smokin' or drinking Clive! However, they don't bother me at the moment. I kinda like them. http://www.avowners.com/forum/smileys/doh001.gif

[LostArt]

"ask me anything",

Ms. LA.....

Can a man EVER understand a woman? THAT was a retorical question!:p

FRIGGIN NOT!!!!!!!!!!

As I once heard it, over a card game with some friends....

"I got most of the money and ALL of the *****"!

My buddy naturally stepped on his ****, rose to the challagne and said....."You ain't got ALL the *****!!!"

His wife just said...."All that's available to you, mother fuc#$%, without a whole lot of heartache."

I passed my 3 best cards to my darling wife....

I was born crazy....not stupid.

http://www.avowners.com/forum/smileys/worship002.gif

Smart man! :D ;)

[Squizzy]

Dear LA. How do I stop these crazy wheels rotating?

http://www.uniklinik-freiburg.de/augenklinik/live/homede/mit/bach/ops/mdia/rotsnake2.gif

You can stop them rotating by staring at 1 point and ONLY ONE point don't move the point you are staring at and it will stop moving...

[LostArt]

You can stop them rotating by staring at 1 point and ONLY ONE point don't move the point you are staring at and it will stop moving...

Did you have a question Squizzy? **crosses her arms and taps her foot patiently**

:p

[Hemingray Insulators]

how much longer till ya quit buggin' those poor little kids at HS? :D

[Hemingray Insulators]

got another.............

Has your light bill ever been corrected for that time you said they WAY underestimated you, months ago?

[LostArt]

how much longer till ya quit buggin' those poor little kids at HS?

Hey those boogers love me! Whatchya talkin' 'bout Hemi? :D

Oh gosh, probably another 10 yrs., (I hope) Brian. I won't make 30 yrs in this career. I started too late. I was 33. Before that I was in banking for almost 10 yrs. And before that..........I was one of those old fashioned telephone operators that used those cords that you plugged in to those old boards when a small light would light up and I waited on you personally by using another cord to get an outside line and dailed it for you! :D

Times have sure changed in the last 25 yrs!

[LostArt]

got another.............

Has your light bill ever been corrected for that time you said they WAY underestimated you, months ago?

Yep. I think those days of $100 a month bills are gone for me and the boss. Now we average around $130. It's not a meter problem though, it's the price of energy.

[T-Saw]

OOH OOOOh... I have a question....
If your driving down the road , in your hot air balloon , and your canoe has a flat tire, how many waffles does it take to shingle a doghouse ?

p.s. there is a correct answer to this.

[Hemingray Insulators]

i got another..............

How many times have you got whiplash from "The BOSS" slammin on the brakes and backing up to checkout a pole? :D

[LostArt]

OOH OOOOh... I have a question....
If your driving down the road , in your hot air balloon , and your canoe has a flat tire, how many waffles does it take to shingle a doghouse ?

LOL! I went from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang to a game of CandyLand mighty fast there T-Saw! Or was that some cartoon that I'm not familar with? Remember, I'm from Captain Kangaroo times. So, I'm going with...

......waffles weren't in stock so I had to patch it with 19, 549 Graham Crackers! :eek: :D

[LostArt]

p.s. there is a correct answer to this.

LMAO! I know............a thousand golf balls since I have it wrong!

[LostArt]

i got another..............

How many times have you got whiplash from "The BOSS" slammin on the brakes and backing up to checkout a pole? :D

LOL! Not lately. But, we use to go ride the lines he was working on years ago on Sundays. Usually that was one day he didn't work (---if he was home) and I'd say a good many times, but it never bothered me because I was busy asking him what was he lookin' for. :D

[Squizzy]

Did you have a question Squizzy? **crosses her arms and taps her foot patiently**

:p

:eek: Sounds like I am in trouble again at High School. Here is a question when I was at HS my friend Tim and myself went to toilet block for a cigarette, as soon as we lit up out popped a teacher and said "OK you 2 up to the office and don't put them out". So following what i was told to do (for a change) I went up to the office and waited out the front to finish my smoke. " No not there inside" I was instructed so in we went still smoking and waited at the front desk while the teacher went to get the principal. Now not having an ash tray there was this magnificent flower pot with a blue ribbon tied around it. "Well that will have to do" i thought as the secretary was at lunch we used it as an ash tray.
Now we got the usual dressing down for our bad habbit (again). Now the "Ash tray was a blue ribbon winning flower at the Royal Show that the secretary had propagated preened and pruned for 18 months and was showing it off to one and all. As we were leaving she spotted the 2 butts sticking out of the soil:eek: . Well she has gone mental 1 for smoking inside (the office) and mainly for ashing her best ever in show plant which apparently died later. I refused to take responsibility as I only did as instructed so here is my question; Who is to blame Myself and Tim or the teacher for telling us to go inside?

[Hemingray Insulators]

Squizzy, you need to tell about the time you put that calcium something in the toilet(because when reacted with waer it make acetelyne) and you drops matches and it went BOOM. lol. ask whos fault that was mr Trouble.

[LostArt]

Sounds like I am in trouble again at High School. Here is a question when I was at HS my friend Tim and myself went to toilet block for a cigarette, as soon as we lit up out popped a teacher and said "OK you 2 up to the office and don't put them out". So following what i was told to do (for a change) I went up to the office and waited out the front to finish my smoke. " No not there inside" I was instructed so in we went still smoking and waited at the front desk while the teacher went to get the principal. Now not having an ash tray there was this magnificent flower pot with a blue ribbon tied around it. "Well that will have to do" i thought as the secretary was at lunch we used it as an ash tray.
Now we got the usual dressing down for our bad habbit (again). Now the "Ash tray was a blue ribbon winning flower at the Royal Show that the secretary had propagated preened and pruned for 18 months and was showing it off to one and all. As we were leaving she spotted the 2 butts sticking out of the soil . Well she has gone mental 1 for smoking inside (the office) and mainly for ashing her best ever in show plant which apparently died later. I refused to take responsibility as I only did as instructed so here is my question; Who is to blame Myself and Tim or the teacher for telling us to go inside?

LMAO! Oh my............I'm still laughing Squiz! The secretary and her prize winning...excuse me....her BLUE ribbin winning flower has got me still in stitches! :D

I'd say the teacher for not telling you to put out the lit cigs. Yes, I would. THEN.........(instead of but).....I'd make you hold the cig butts until the dean could see you guys. Oh man..... that story was hillarious Squiz! But, I see you "made it through HS". ;)

I'll tell one:

It's always busy in the office and sometimes I can't see what is going on in the lobby in front of my desk. There are either students there or parents....just people wanting one thing or another. For some reason I didn't have a student worker helping me that day so I was doing my multitasking thing, right?

Suddenly a fight broke out RIGHT in front of me. I was on the phone and I said, "I'm sorry. I'm going to put you on hold. I'll be right back."

I'm walking around my desk and I tell the other students watching to go get the dean. That cleared half of them. I "know" I'm not suppose to go between two fighting boys without getting myself hurt, right? I know this.

So, I grab the vaacum cleaner, turn it on, and everyone else watching turns and sees me and moves fast out of my way. The fighting boys stop and turn (they hear the noise) and I say over the noise, "Are you boys going to quit now? I'm here to clean up! One of you sit over here and the other one over there. Got it?" One of the fighting boys knows me pretty good since he seems to love visiting the office says, "Yes, Mrs. D." Then he grins and says, "Were you going to use that thing (vaacum cleaner)?" I try not to grin but say, "Yep. You either clean up your act, or I'll clean it for you."

This same man came to see me in his military uniform one day not long ago. He comes in the office door and says, "Hi Mrs. D. I've cleaned up my act." LMAO! Did this old girl's heart good. Yes, it did.

[Squizzy]

Squizzy, you need to tell about the time you put that calcium something in the toilet(because when reacted with waer it make acetelyne) and you drops matches and it went BOOM. lol. ask whos fault that was mr Trouble.

It will have to wait till tomorrow night its getting late here I will put it up though...

[Hemingray Insulators]

i just got a 3 day suspension because some stupid freshman spilled water on his shirt and said i dumped water on him. :mad: and i don't even know who this kid is. lol. 9th grade principal is full of himself. my grade principal wasn't there, but if she was i sure wouldn't be in trouble.

[T-Saw]

The correct answer , of course, is " thirteen, because ice cream doesn't have any bones"

[LostArt]

Ben, you and Brian....along with Squizzy seemed to be upstanding students! :D

Yes, I have been sent to the principal's office(8th grade), but it was nothing as extraordinary as all of your stories.


The correct answer , of course, is " thirteen, because ice cream doesn't have any bones"

What is that from? A book? Or is it just a story like we hear when we were growing up? Come on, you started it T! :D

[BigClive]

When I was at school I was always the dunce and as a finale I made a huge hole in one of their walls (accidentally!).

Sorry to hear about your high electricity bills LA. Can't you get the boss to put a bypass on the meter so that selected high demand loads are excluded form the meter reading?

Ooooh! There's a thread starter. People caught diddling their meters in a dodgy manner. :)

[dbrown20]

I've seen the small hole drilled in the glass with a nail dangeling from a string dragging on the dial. It works.

Remember the ones with the small potential shunt? Worked with a guy who had some seals. He would remove the meter, loosen the shunt screw, replace the meter and then bump it to one side, causing it not to turn. Just before the meter reader arrived he would bump it the other way and it would turn.

Knew a fellow worker once who sawed the handle off a bypass, then installed the meter and sealed it.

Knew a guy who was fired once. Pretty dumb. He worked for the power co. and when he was building his house the crew he was on came over and installed the ug service. With the knowledge of his fellow workers he tapped the service and ran one circuit into his garage. This free piece ran his garage and I don't know what else. Anyway eventually some of his buddies turned him in. He probably didn't steal a nickel's worth anyway. Pretty dumb.

One of the more sophfisticated ones I heard of was the guy who had a photo cell wired in series with his meter. By daylight his meter would turn when the meter readers came around and at night his meter wouldn't turn. It wouldn't be exactly in series I don't guess but you get the picture. We had this once in a revenue diversion class. I think he was caught when he bragged to his neighbor. Some people just can't keep their mouths shut. In this same class I remember there was a chap in Miami who made a business of diverting people's meters for a fee. He lost a tool once because they had a picture of a pair of Kleins welded to the meter base. Another guy told me a funny one of this in connection with a chickenwire fence about 6 feet away from the meter base. Said they had a badly scorched meter base and the outline of a human figure in the chickenwire. dbrown20

[Koga]

1) yes she likes to sit and listen to me play.
2) yes she likes the cajun food also
3) Not afraid of heights

I know that aint much to go on but I really already know the answer :D

[Bull Dog]

Ok art you asked for it. What are the three most usless things in aviation. Might be tough but think on it a while.

[LostArt]

1) yes she likes to sit and listen to me play.
2) yes she likes the cajun food also
3) Not afraid of heights

I know that aint much to go on but I really already know the answer :D

Well, she answered those three questions correctly! So, I'm guessing you SHOULD know! :D

[LostArt]

Ok art you asked for it. What are the three most usless things in aviation. Might be tough but think on it a while.

Gracious! I'm not getting notes before a test??? That ain't fair! I'm starting to feel like the President, but at least he got to look over the speech first!!! :D

I tell you what Bull Dog. It seems that this thread is kinda fizzing out now, why don't we start a new thread and we will ASK YOU ANYTHING! :D


I don't know! But, here it goes:

Muscles, Looks, and Hair.

Hehehehehe............I don't KNOW! :D

[Squizzy]

Ben, you and Brian....along with Squizzy seemed to be upstanding students! :D


As Brian mentioned earlier in the thread my friend and I, again it was Tim were in science which was the scene of many incidents of misguided chemistry. We were doing experiments with from memory was calcium carbonate which when mixed with water forms accetlylene gas. As the class ended Tim says "check this out" he has got this great lump of the stuff and we shot strait off to the toilets to see what it would do. Plop in it went and didn't it bubble after a minute of fumbling to get a box of matches out of my bag we start flicking matches into the dunny bowl, this could be unsafe I thought so we put our sunglasses on. Flick hiss as it hit the water flick hiss flick hiss ducking back each time. Flick BOOM! ha ha ha great joke time to run as all this soot came falling down. Just as we got outside " Right you two come with me" sh!t same teacher that got as for smoking. "But what for we didn't do anything" I replied
"OH yeah go and look in the mirror" he smirked well I when i looked in the mirror and each other we cracked up our faces were as black as Africans but with these little Lone Ranger masks of white well that was fun trying to explain without laughing as the you could see the principal shaking as he stared at the desk trying not to laugh as I explained what we had done as the secretary glared at us.
On another occasion again in science myself and Tim who sat next to me were doing this experiment to chloroform which was just asking for trouble to start with as our teacher the very forgiving Mr Rumford referred to us as the "bucket chemists" ie some is good but more is better. We were behind in the experiment and we didn't write down the measurements so it was a bit of this and a bit of that and PEEWWWW! that doesn't smell good! Tim had his hand clasped over the top of this madly fizzing beaker and is starting to look unwell . So I thought I should mention it to Mr Rumford " Sir ours isn't working.......... correctly" . So after our class was evacuated and the 3 joining rooms with the science staff room I was back at the principals office and Tim was at the nurses getting oxygen.
While doing home work shop we had this old storeman who was abit of an old pervert and he had heaps of time for Vicki(As did alot of the guys). So one day I bet him a bottle of bourbon that I could get Vicki to go up and him for his mmmm....er I believe in the US the word is Jonson. Well the old boys eyes lit up. Now poor old Vicki knew nothing about the motors we working on so after a as I was pulling down this motor I was getting "stressed" as it was all going to corrode if I didn't get it all back together in a hurry. So I got the two guys I was with to run off and get some gear leaving Vicki with me after a couple of minutes off frantic work it was " Sh!t this spanner is too big Vicki quick go ask the storeman for a 6 inch populating tool". Could have heard a pin drop when she asked for his 6 inch populating tool then the penny dropped . That one did earn me a detention but it was well worth the laugh.
So LostArt do you think I should have got the detention? And should the storeman have paid up on the bet? As the old goat never did!

[Bull Dog]

Ok art here it is. Runway behind, sky above, and gas in the truck. Three things of no use to a pilot. Far as muscles looks and hair well might come in handy but i said no use so that didnt make sense. Nice try though.

[LostArt]

Ok art here it is. Runway behind, sky above, and gas in the truck. Three things of no use to a pilot. Far as muscles looks and hair well might come in handy but i said no use so that didnt make sense. Nice try though.

Your looks and your hair might come in handy?????? Okaaaay! Heh.

Well, I certainly didn't start this thread for my IQ status Bull Dog. Far from that! LOL!

I like a bunch of off the wall questions. Maybe I should show you guys how it's done. ;)

Let me PM a few of you and see if anyone is interested in taking me on. :cool:

[LostArt]

So LostArt do you think I should have got the detention? And should the storeman have paid up on the bet? As the old goat never did!

LOL! You needed more than detention Squizz! :D Tell me, are you THIS bad now???? :D

[T-Saw]

The boneless ice cream shingle story is just something that was made up , as far as I know, by one of my kinfolk..... who is just a little off the wall.... oddly enough , that is exactly how he describes me as well. Maybe it runs in the family.

Now for a far more serious question... of great importance....

Will the Dolphins win the Super Bowl this year?


I certainly hope so, as I've already placed my wager, at 40 to 1 odds, in Vegas.

GO FINS

[LostArt]

Now for a far more serious question... of great importance....

Will the Dolphins win the Super Bowl this year?


I certainly hope so, as I've already placed my wager, at 40 to 1 odds, in Vegas.

GO FINS

Well, I'll be watching them now. Between you and LT, maybe I should. LineTrash seems to think they are doomed now! :D

I'd love to see the Dolphins make it. We shall see....Mr. T. :D

[Squizzy]

LOL! You needed more than detention Squizz! :D Tell me, are you THIS bad now???? :D


Generally not but my favourite joke while working for the local utility was getting a empty tub of hand cleaner and going up to the mechanics workshop and filling with this horrible stinky thick grease, which was the same orange colour as the hand cleaner. Then going back down to our wash room and swapping them, then go and hide all soaps and detergents that you can find. But if I can see a good joke I can't resit having a laugh...

[Squizzy]

Oh yes I do have a question! Looking at the time of some of your new posts today around the 11am mark I take it you have a day off or are you having a "busy" day at work?;)

[BigClive]

Generally not but my favourite joke while working for the local utility was getting a empty tub of hand cleaner and going up to the mechanics workshop and filling with this horrible stinky thick grease, which was the same orange colour as the hand cleaner. Then going back down to our wash room and swapping them, then go and hide all soaps and detergents that you can find. But if I can see a good joke I can't resit having a laugh...

Hmmm! Went to pick up some steel from a stockholders and when I went to wash my hands I discovered that the soap dispenser had been filled with a particularly hard to remove grease.

[Squizzy]

Ahhhh someone over there has the same warped sense of humour as me, I bet it really cheesed you off trying to get it off:D .....
When I did it one time this guy got a huge handful and rubbed his hands together I still don't know how I kept a straight face as he went mad trying to find out who did it....

[Bull Dog]

Ok for us newer people what is this page thing art. Pls fill us in so we can all have a good laugh!

[Bigheadnc]

:eek: If a man was up high on a mountain and for miles around there were no women, and He said something would He still be wrong?:D

LOL LOL LOL LOL

[LostArt]

Oh yes I do have a question! Looking at the time of some of your new posts today around the 11am mark I take it you have a day off or are you having a "busy" day at work?;)

Has someone been posting for me? :eek:

I did post this morning after 7am, but not around 11am. Sumptin' ain't right!



Ok for us newer people what is this page thing art. Pls fill us in so we can all have a good laugh!

It's nothing really. Although someone seems to think it is! :D

[BigClive]

Ahhhh someone over there has the same warped sense of humour as me, I bet it really cheesed you off trying to get it off:D .....
When I did it one time this guy got a huge handful and rubbed his hands together I still don't know how I kept a straight face as he went mad trying to find out who did it....

Now resin... That would be really annoying! :rolleyes:

I'm going to have to be careful when I come over to Australia next week. When we meet for a beer I'll be carefully rubbing any soap products between two fingers before applying them more liberally.

[Hemingray Insulators]

i think LA, your post was probably around 10 or 11PM, as australia and the us is about 12 hours off, depending on where you live.

Clive, you need to round up some scottish or brittish insulators, whatever they go over there, and bring them when ya see squizzy lol.

[LostArt]

i think LA, your post was probably around 10 or 11PM, as australia and the us is about 12 hours off, depending on where you live.



Thanks Brian. That sounds about right then.

[Dave@PSE&G]

:eek: Sounds like I am in trouble again at High School. Here is a question when I was at HS my friend Tim and myself went to toilet block for a cigarette, as soon as we lit up out popped a teacher and said "OK you 2 up to the office and don't put them out". So following what i was told to do (for a change) I went up to the office and waited out the front to finish my smoke. " No not there inside" I was instructed so in we went still smoking and waited at the front desk while the teacher went to get the principal. Now not having an ash tray there was this magnificent flower pot with a blue ribbon tied around it. "Well that will have to do" i thought as the secretary was at lunch we used it as an ash tray.
Now we got the usual dressing down for our bad habbit (again). Now the "Ash tray was a blue ribbon winning flower at the Royal Show that the secretary had propagated preened and pruned for 18 months and was showing it off to one and all. As we were leaving she spotted the 2 butts sticking out of the soil:eek: . Well she has gone mental 1 for smoking inside (the office) and mainly for ashing her best ever in show plant which apparently died later. I refused to take responsibility as I only did as instructed so here is my question; Who is to blame Myself and Tim or the teacher for telling us to go inside?
Squiz,
Blame the tobacco company for creating a product that led you off the path of righteousness. It's all the rage here in the states. Everyone is doing it.

[Dave@PSE&G]

LA,
What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down, and a dog do with one leg raised?

[BigClive]

LA,
What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down, and a dog do with one leg raised?

Ummm, this isn't to do with ball licking is it?

[Squizzy]

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha some one had to say it!

[Koga]

:eek: Clive I just got this ugly picture in ny head ........ Come on bro tell me it aint so .......

[Hemingray Insulators]

ok, you wanna know whats got me P!$$ED?

ok, so a few days ago i tell about me getting in trouble for "Throwing water" right?

well tonight, in the mail was that same after school suspension notification, along with a Referral/Suspension notification for "throwing water" at numerous kids, Puting kids in headlocks, harrassing students, hazeing and bullying numerous students. how does a "throwing water" incident (which i never even did) turn into a multiple water throwing incident and bullying, hazeing harrassing, and headlocking magically? this 9th grade assistant principle is a complete ****head. he is totally uncooperative, but the main principle cant do anything about it because he for one has never seen me do anything above or NOT seen me do any of the above, and whos he gonna beleive. the ASSistant principal or me, the student? this principal is a complete liar and a ****head. what has the discipline policy come to? like last time someone socked me and i got a 5 day suspension for "being involved in a fight" what kind of "Fight" involves someone getting punch and calmly walking away without doing or saying anything? according to the handbook all parties will get a 5-10 day suspension and referal to the police no matter who throws the first punch.

anyone wanna take me to cut a service neutral (wearing class 0 gloves of course):D :rolleyes:

[Dave@PSE&G]

Ummm, this isn't to do with ball licking is it?

Well, I guess it could be. The correct answer is; Shake hands. You guys had better get your minds out of the gutter!:D

[LostArt]

Well, I guess it could be. The correct answer is; Shake hands. You guys had better get your minds out of the gutter!:D

Uh? I always stand when I meet or greet someone Dave. And I always offer my hand. Doesn't matter if they are male or female. Ummm.........guess I should ask Ms. Manners! I might not being doing that right, eh? :D

[BigClive]

Uh? I always stand when I meet or greet someone Dave. And I always offer my hand. Doesn't matter if they are male or female. Ummm.........guess I should ask Ms. Manners! I might not being doing that right, eh? :D

I don't mean to cause trouble, but that girlie woman from the other forum said only a "ho" would shake hands standing up. ;)

[LostArt]

I don't mean to cause trouble, but that girlie woman from the other forum said only a "ho" would shake hands standing up. ;)

Really? Uuuummmm...........maybe my definition of a "ho" is different. I'd think that would be lying down. ;)

[BigClive]

:eek: Clive I just got this ugly picture in ny head ........ Come on bro tell me it aint so .......

No. Tragically my tongue isn't that long. :(

[tramp67]

Really? Uuuummmm...........maybe my definition of a "ho" is different. I'd think that would be lying down. ;)

When did you become an expert on the intimate details of being a "ho"? :eek:
I always thought a hoe was a garden implement.:D

[LostArt]

When did you become an expert on the intimate details of being a "ho"? :eek:
I always thought a hoe was a garden implement.:D

Since the Imus thing???? Heh.

Oh, THAT hoe! Well, I don't sit down using that either! :D

[LostArt]

LOL! Oh man.....

[CenterPointEX]

How do you catch a polar bear?