Religion of Peace...

[Swamprat]

Pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following multiple choice test. The events are actual events from history. They happened! Do you remember?



1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by
a. Superman
b. Jay Leno
c. Harry Potter
d. a Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40




2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by
a. Olga Corbett
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40




3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40




5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40




6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:
a. The Smurfs
b. Davey Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40






7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
a. Captain Kidd
b. Charles Lindberg
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40




8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy and The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40






9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40






10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
a. Mr. Rogers
b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women problems
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40




11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:
a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr. Bean
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40




12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


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13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
a. Bonnie and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

Do ya "GET" it? "Religion of Peace"?

Well, till they clean up their own religion...Islam will be know by...


"THIS is Islam".

[Squizzy]

AMEN to that Swamp i can't stand them and i sure as sh!t don't trust any of 'em!

[BigClive]

I'm sure they'd have turned out a really nice bunch of guys if they hadn't been brainwashed by a power hungry religion.

Like Catholics. :P

[Orgnizdlbr]

I'm sure they'd have turned out a really nice bunch of guys if they hadn't been brainwashed by a power hungry religion.

Like Catholics. :P

I can add the Anglican Church to that list Clive, me being a Catholic and all.....

[Swamprat]

I can add the Anglican Church to that list Clive, me being a Catholic and all.....

Heh, heh, heh....
"Religion"
Heh, heh, heh...

Politics. "Of God" of course....:)

[CenterPointEX]

Hey,
2. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
b. The Lutheran Church
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

OGB... He is making light of my religion and the religion of my Mother and grandmother...? I'm counting to ten...

They rail about the Crusades... but does anybody know how the territory that the crusades endeavored to liberate fell into the Muslim hands?... Islam had a crusade and attacked murdered the Christians... The Crusades were launched to reclaim what had been taken... What goverment launched that campain?

[BigClive]

I can add the Anglican Church to that list Clive, me being a Catholic and all.....

There's only one God worshipped universally. It's called money. Now Excuse me while I baptise myself with cash. :)

[Orgnizdlbr]

OGB... He is making light of my religion and the religion of my Mother and grandmother...? I'm counting to ten...



Clive's remark was, IMHO, tongue in cheek. On the other hand.....

[zapman3021]

Hey swamp i have to agree with sqizzy i think that they are a race not worth saving " religion of peace " my ass......filthy little sand monkey's thier only purpose is target practise for good christian riffles.

[Squizzy]

Its just like the old joke
Q, How do you wink at an Indonesian?
A, You close one eye as you look through the scope....

[BigClive]

OGB... He is making light of my religion and the religion of my Mother and grandmother...? I'm counting to ten...

Clive's remark was, IMHO, tongue in cheek. On the other hand.....

Now here in the UK it would be taken as a joke although we do have serious religion issues between catholics and protestants.

On the other hand I tend to forget that you Americans do take religion super seriously, so please accept my apologies if I managed to actually offend anyone with my joke.

Just to be on the safe side I'll apologise in advance for any future blasphemy too. :)

[Orgnizdlbr]

Now here in the UK it would be taken as a joke although we do have serious religion issues between catholics and protestants.

On the other hand I tend to forget that you Americans do take religion super seriously, so please accept my apologies if I managed to actually offend anyone with my joke.

Just to be on the safe side I'll apologise in advance for any future blasphemy too. :)

Clive, I took no offense to your comment. I stated that I took it as a tongue in cheek remark for CP's benefit. CP and I have had long "conversation" with regards to Catholic Church. I made some remarks to CP when I thought he was casting aspersions on the religion of my grandmother and mother...I now understand his position, it was not to denigrate, only to express his point of view.

You are correct that we in the USA take it seriously.... just across the water from you in Northern Ireland, now thats taking things very seriously! The IRA and the RUC, they dont get along too well do they?

[Swamprat]

Clive, I took no offense to your comment. I stated that I took it as a tongue in cheek remark for CP's benefit. CP and I have had long "conversation" with regards to Catholic Church. I made some remarks to CP when I thought he was casting aspersions on the religion of my grandmother and mother...I now understand his position, it was not to denigrate, only to express his point of view.

You are correct that we in the USA take it seriously.... just across the water from you in Northern Ireland, now thats taking things very seriously! The IRA and the RUC, they dont get along too well do they?

I keep tellin ya bout "religion"....But...I'm the Devil, cordin to CP. :D
They're all just "Political Partys", seriously.

Pick your "Political Party of God". Whatever one YOU believe in...THAT's the correct one, according to YOUR belief.

Just like me bein a Republican. I think democrats, I'll be nice,....Just got it ALL Wrong! That's MY political party opinion.

Now...ask a democrat,... and I'VE got it all wrong.

Opinions are like assholes. We ALL got one! ;) We all got our supposid "Proof" too.

It's All interesting as shit. "Keep the Faith".

[CenterPointEX]

I was being facetious B.C., I was shooting an arrow over OGB's bow N the rascal caught it in his teeth...

....Anyhow, Christians do not get offended by someone making light of their faith... Rather it encourages them... For we know that Satan does not attack the faith of the faithless... There would be no need for that... But he does come lock, stock, and barrel after those who have given their hearts to God... We welcome the oppertunity to pray for and share the truth with folks who would attempt to share their disdain for our faith... You know you are walking the right way when Satan starts making a fuss trying to vector you...

You blasphemy my God and it is not me you will have to contend with... I would grieve for you if I was around you doing it, but I would not be offened...

Nature abhors a vacume... Christianity has long since been cast aside in the UK and Europe like so much broken pottery... They are turning the vacant Churches into Bars and the like... But back to my Point... Because nature abhors a vacume, and there is a Spiritual vacume in the UK and Europe... Islam is exploding there... note the recent uprising in the French Youth... Muslim Youths flexing their clout... trolling for the hopeless to bolster their ranks.. Because God has been abandoned there, searching for the hopless is like looking for chocolate in a candy store... The Largest gathering of Muslims outside the middle east took place a few years back in Wimbley Stadium, when the speaker said that Islams goals were one world goverment under Islamic Rule and the destruction of Isreal and all her allies... The crowd went nuts...

Swamp you ain't Satan... Satan believes in God and knows exactly what Gods only Son Jesus did... You don't really know nuttin about this... neither do you desire to...

Swamp, if your car stalled on a train track and you saw a train a half a mile away... You could just sit there and think about what you should do... try to start the car... abandon the car, etc... and you could just say its a really deep decision for you and you just ain't gonna make it right now... Well, Swamp... deciding not to decide could be a fatal decision...

[Swamprat]

Swamp, if your car stalled on a train track and you saw a train a half a mile away... You could just sit there and think about what you should do... try to start the car... abandon the car, etc... and you could just say its a really deep decision for you and you just ain't gonna make it right now... Well, Swamp... deciding not to decide could be a fatal decision...

That's not a real good analogy CP, but nice try.
Yup, Death is definately Fatal. As for afterlife? That's "faith" man. Pick your "Policical God Party" of belief.

[BigClive]

You are correct that we in the USA take it seriously.... just across the water from you in Northern Ireland, now thats taking things very seriously! The IRA and the RUC, they dont get along too well do they?

It's just a small number of self promoting wannabe hard men that use religion as an excuse to pose with guns. On the whole Ireland is a great place with great people.

I've worked there a few times and only been exposed to gunfire once. :)

[CenterPointEX]

That's not a real good analogy CP, but nice try.
Yup, Death is definately Fatal. As for afterlife? That's "faith" man. Pick your "Policical God Party" of belief. Not for everybody Swamp... one fella died and came back... never to die again... He went to prepare a place for us and someday He is comming back to bring us home... Believing death is fatal is a matter of Faith Swamp... I see you got the faith...

[Orgnizdlbr]

It's just a small number of self promoting wannabe hard men that use religion as an excuse to pose with guns. On the whole Ireland is a great place with great people.

I've worked there a few times and only been exposed to gunfire once. :)


Once is too often Clive, been there myself.....its a wonder my laundry wasnt soiled! http://www.powerlineman.com/lforum/images/icons/icon12.gif

[Swamprat]

Not for everybody Swamp... one fella died and came back... never to die again... He went to prepare a place for us and someday He is comming back to bring us home.

Whatever floats your boat man. It use to be interesting, talkin to ya, but I've learned there's only one side to you man. There's nothing else possible.

Keep your faith sir. I ain't wastin no more board space here in "discussion". There is no Discussion. All your doin is Preachin your "Politics of Your god", and by talkin to ya...all I do is expand your platform for you to post more of your "stuff".

Look for another poster boy.

Keep the faith CP

[CenterPointEX]

amen.............................................. ........

[CenterPointEX]

Hey,
2. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
b. The Lutheran Church
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

OGB... He is making light of my religion and the religion of my Mother and grandmother...? I'm counting to ten...

They rail about the Crusades... but does anybody know how the territory that the crusades endeavored to liberate fell into the Muslim hands?... Islam had a crusade and attacked murdered the Christians... The Crusades were launched to reclaim what had been taken...

What goverment launched the campain to bring Israel & Turkey under Islamic control?

Nobody wants to guess? Come on guys... this is not a hard question... How many years has the need to control Islamic terroristic agression been around? Do the American people have the stomache or balls to do a better job than that purveyed int the Crusades?... Will the Americans be able to keep moral turpitude in order unlike the debacle of the Crusades?... History will tell...

[wormy]

Nobody wants to guess? Come on guys... this is not a hard question... How many years has the need to control Islamic terroristic agression been around? Do the American people have the stomache or balls to do a better job than that purveyed int the Crusades?... Will the Americans be able to keep moral turpitude in order unlike the debacle of the Crusades?... History will tell...
Why should I listen to you when you cant even spell? Your telling me the ways of the world and your not even smart enough to write a paragraph? My God is a man of peace. Does that mean as a country we shouldn't protect ourselves? Nope, but we don't go looking for it. Iraq was and is a cluster because of Bush. Thousands of people have died because of people like you. Pray for yourself, you have blood on your hands. Ask for forgiveness, learn how to spell or at least use spellcheck.
Why is religion being abandoned thats easy its because of people like you